Melissa has been rather amusing as of late. More so than usual, anyway.
A couple nights ago I mentioned to her that I was going to shower before going to bed, so as to be clean for work in the morning. She then offhandedly uttered the most ridiculous thing that has ever been uttered:
"I'm going to get up at six tomorrow and shower."
My laughter was immediate. Hysterical, wheezing laughter. Nearly silent, because that is what I do when I find something particularly hilarious. Along with ceasing to breathe.
This small statement contradicted her entire being.
Sadly, when I related the hilarity of it all to my parentals they found themselves somewhat less amused. Puzzled, even.
Also, when I heard the shower go on the next morning I checked the time. 6:42.
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She was rather a fan of LOTR in her younger days. Ok, she is still a fan, but the box is from the younger days.
I laughed too at the 6am shower.
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