Monday, September 29, 2008

A Bargain for Frances


I used to read this book all the time. It is good. So for your viewing pleasure I have included a passage from said book. It is as follows:
It was a fine summer day, and after breakfast Frances said "I am going to play with Thelma."
"Be careful," said Mother
"Why do I have to be careful?" said Frances
"Remember the last time?" said Mother
"Which time was that?" said Frances
"That time you played catch with Thelma's new boomerang," said Mother. " Thelma did all the throwing, and you came home with lumps on your head."
"I remember that time now," said Frances.
"And do you remember the other time last winter?" said Mother
"I remember that time too," said Frances. "That was the first time there was ice on the pond. Thelma wanted to go skating and she told me to try the ice first."
"Who came home wet?" said Mother. "You or Thelma?"
"I came home wet." said Frances
"Yes, that is why I say be careful." said Mother

Monday, September 22, 2008

Keep it secret, keep it safe.

Do you ever have an extremely delicious secret and you want to tell everyone, but you can't? I do. I have an incredibly juicy secret and I am just bursting to tell it.

Seriously.

If the population of China were to walk by you in single file the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Emily says hello...

right back to the earth.