He doesn't get you're human like I do.

This is possibly the most humorous thing I have ever seen. I mean come on, "But he sparkles, and I'm so hairy"? Classic. And I don't even really like Twilight. Or Taylor Swift. Speaking of which, this is so fitting considering that Taylor Lautner is dating Taylor Swift. No one knows celebrity gossip like I do.

It's boots and chaps, it's cowboy hats.

So I went to a rodeo last week. My first ever. It was pretty great. Actually, it was more than great, it made my life. Rodeos are the best fun. I now appreciate the significance of eight seconds. I just wanted to take the little cowboys home with me. They were completely adorable in their miniature boots, wranglers, plaid shirts, and cowboy hats. The regular cowboys were lovely, as well. Oh, and we dressed up. Like I wore my plaid shirt and everything. And I didn't wear a skirt.

Sometimes I am not the finest photographer. And sometimes I forget to take pictures. So while it appears that only Robbie and I went rodeo-ing really there was a whole group of rodeo enthusiasts.

The one rodeo down-side was the complete lack of pigs. I love pigs. So we went to the petting zoo to look at the precious pot-belly babies. I think I want one. I also want some boots. And I want to watch "Eight seconds".

Tonight's gonna be a good night.

According to an "Instyle" interview with Josh Duhamel, Fergie loves badmitton.

Who knew that Stacy Ann Ferguson and I had so much in common? In other news I have had "I Gotta Feeling" in my head for nearly two weeks. Thank you Matty.

And thank you for this picture. There is no end to the amusement it provides for me.

Holy hair dye, Batman.

So I let Robbie dye my hair this week. Admittedly, it was partly my idea, as well. I just love red hair. The results are somewhat shocking. This is slightly embarrassing considering my rant on perfection not three days ago.

Now that the initial shock of it all has passed I am almost beginning to like it. Despite the certain science fiction quality it has about it. Melissa told me that it reminds her of Jean Grey's Hair in "X-Men".

Which I am taking as a compliment as we are both huge geeks and love "X-Men".