Objects that don't exist.

"Objects that don't exist don't exist. If we were to imagine such a thing as an object that didn't exist, it would be that thing that God hated. This is the strongest argument against the nonbeliever. If God didn't exist, he would have to hate himself, and that is obviously nonsense."
-The Book of Past Occurences, within the the book, Everything is Illuminated, by Jonathan Safran Foer.

This was one of my favorite parts in Everything is Illuminated. That and the "God loves a plagiarist" part. So Funny.